Slide the quarter in
strolled along heard the door ring
im not usually in the donut store for long
but neverless
my morning best is never good enough
because those damn cops always seem to be one step ahead

this isn't easy
I had my finger crossed
but that yellow parchment
never seems to get lost

Why there always gotta be cops all around this city
I never heard one say son your doin
a fine job
why there always gotta be cops all around this city
id like to tell them all there not
doin a fine job

slide the keys in
drove along in my FJ
im not usually this concerned about the law
but nevertheless
those damn cops get the best of these days
so I guess ill be
another step ahead

this isn't easy
I had my finger crossed
but that yellow parchment
never seems to get lost

Why there always gotta be cops all around this city
I never heard one say son your doin
a fine job
why there always gotta be cops all around this city
id like to tell them all there not
doin a fine job

this luck of mine has gone south
for about three months now
im done denying the fact
that I need help
is it too much to ask
to let me off this once
I got ten of your past ones right here

I got ten of your past ones
ten of your past ones
ten of your past tickets
right here

I got ten of your past ones
ten of your past ones
ten of your past tickets
right here

this isn't easy
I had my finger crossed
but that yellow parchment
never seems to get lost

parking tickets suck
but not as much when
you have a full box
of glazed donuts